I dedicate this to a dear friend of mine

I'm so tired of necking,
of pecking, home wrecking,
of empty bed blues--
just pass me the booze.
I'm tired of being hetero
Rather ride on the metero
Just pass me the booze.
This perpetual whoring
Gets quite dull and boring
So avoid that old python coil
And pass me the celibate oil.

-This was taken from a play called Look Back in Anger. The lead male is a complete narcissist ass to his wife and friends. Thats why i felt it appropriate to pay homage to a dear friend of mine.